*sigh* i'm such a girl

so this is my first humorous story of the day because you never know i could have more. so anyway i was moving stuff from my dorm room to my apartment for the summer this morning and i was going to put sheets on my bed, which by the way i am super excited to have here because i like my bed, a lot, cuz it's pretty and i made it, :) yeah for my bed, but back to what i was saying, i went to make my bed and i saw a dark spot on part of my bed where i was pretty sure there was no dark spot. going closer to see what it was i discovered that it was a big black bug. 1-1 1/2 inches long and really quite ugly, gross, and i have no idea what it was. so what is my first reaction... to call my dad, of course he won't be a lot of help since he is in burt. i wanted to kill the bug, bug dead = good, but my bed is a daybed and it was on the long side of the bed down by the bottom where it is hard to reach with my mattress and springs there, plus i was wearing flip flops which aren't the best for causing death and destruction to a big bug. so i went to get a hanger to push it to the floor with and to call my dad because i really did need to talk to one of my parents, really. so when i got back of course the bug was no where to be found, why is it they always do that, disappear when you want to be able to find them and kill them. bug alive = :( sadness.
another funny story of me and a bug or in this case a spider, it was a couple weeks ago when i was baking stuff for the rock. i was in the kitchen on 3rd floor because the one on second is a bit dirty and the oven doesn't work. i was drying some of my dishes and noticed out of the corner of my eye something dark moving on my shoulder. it was a spider and so i was holding on to my towel and the spoon i was drying in one hand and trying to squish the spider and kill it. it however wouldn't die and wouldn't fall off. i then started flailing around trying to get it off because i wanted to squish it and it was starting to make me kinda mad for not dying already. i then got the spider to fall to the floor and i managed to drop my spoon and towel as well. i then squashed the spider on the floor with my hand and it was fun.
i guess that's two funny stories but they didn't both happen to day, i hope you found some amusement in them.