i hope december comes quickly

my dad makes me laugh, a lot. so my pops called me tonight to talk about deer hunting plans and such, and he told me that there are lots of rabbits to hunt at home. he also said that he had killed two opossums. one of them ran into his leg, so he killed it with a stick. my dad was guessing that he wasn't a very smart opossum or he was blind. i suggested both.